Hello, my name is doug. I'm going to be the next mayor of Wellington.
"But why dug, why shuld we vote for you?"
I here ur q's.
Heres why:
This is me, Doug Rogers.


A confident, handsome man, thank you!
Also, I'd like to compliment you on your face. Your hole face is grate!
This is my opponent, Kenny Awatere.


What has he dun for u lately?
Answer: Nothing! (Unlike Doug, who recently complimented your face, remember?)